Tatoo on the eye?

Ok this video Just freaked me out.I cant imagine myself with lenses because Im too scared to put them on and this is like shoving an ink pen (more of a needle) into my eye?How can he even see? Yucks.

People these days need to give themselves a break seriously. People care only about the things nowadays: Money, Fashion, Bare Appearance, Uniqueness, Study, Fame, and last but not least one of the original is greed. People just want to be 1st in studies to have more money and to be the most unique. Most, Most, Most. Why cant people just settle and strive to be a better person instead? Yes these things are important but you definitely cannot place them ahead of yourselves. This is just plain wrong, And quite simply its like Sacrificing a picture of yourself in the newspaper for your life, Its like screaming Hey monster "Dont rip that piece of newspaper, Rip me instead!"

"If we do not end war - war will end us.  Everybody says that, millions of people believe it, and nobody does anything." said by H.G Wells, has some reference to this topic. We look at these people in disgust and give them nasty looks but in the end when it all matters do we actually say anything to them in their face? NO. 

Humans are becoming bad to worse. That just summarizes it all up and although my blog is supposed to be funny and meant for people to laugh i just had to say this. And as a human i am saying that i am shamed that i belong to a generation that resorts to such despicable acts like transforming themselves into some weird cartoon character.

Peace,

Bharat

The Artistic Impression

This exquisite Piece of art was created by the famous artistes, Bharat Desai and his great friend Jarren Ho in the warring age of 2008-2009. Although relatively small and scribbly it dictates how the people of that arduous time lived and survived. The foreground displays a very detailed portrait of an old granny wearing a wig. The smile on her face dictates the way the grannies at that time lived in singapore, up and about. It also uses the famous sfumato painting technique ( the Italian word for smoke ) used by Leonardo da Vinci Bharat's Famed toilet trainer. He created various other styles which is also interpreted in this wonderful exhibition of art such as the coppa affare technique ( the italian words for world affairs ). We can see this in the top right and left side of the background in which on one side is war while on the other is 5 people holding hands. Although this is supposed to mean peace and war, bharat and jarren covey a special message which is "Gang your opponent; sure win". The third and most confusing part of this exuberance is the helicopter. The Naturally powered helicopter running solely based on poo was only invented in 2120; a time when the wars were ending and there was no fuel. What is more surprising is that Bharat and Jarren the maestros were in gods land by then and this is a reason to suspect that they were chosen ones that had the powers to predict the future. However as bharat being deaf and jarren mute due to listening to excess music and being tortured in a jealousy chamber respectively they could not communicate with the world and warn them. Therefore this is the only secret that is being left to find out that decides the fate of the world: To be a successful anti-poo running empire or to be doomed under the curses of feaces forever. This is the last hope for mankind.

'someone in the background' : 

"What did we ever do to be outdone by our one evil forces of gaseous poisons! NOOOOOOO!!!"

The Lair

The Dead man walking in the demon's lair finds himself in a world of unexpectancy shrouded in a fog of uncertainty and confusion, Uncertain what to do he explores and finds vast amounts of knowlege and treasure. He walks around stumbles on many oracle bones in the shape of messy books and soccer balls. He then finds himself staring at a gorgeous picture of a baby and instantly seeks knowlege of a thousand lives.

Soon enough he finds himself in a maze of contouring books myriaded with mathematical expressions and secret profiles of great men like Nelson Mandela. He then sees one of the greatest most asttounding men of all whose name cannot be spoken but for the records, Steven Gerrard..... He gapes in awe at the leader of the english spartans,the Gods own cchosen men gathered together to form an astounding group, Liverpool FC.

His heart stops, he turns around at the sound of heavy footsteps. It is the demoon himself. But he is like no other demon; he is marvellous and cannot be described at this time for no word could describe him. He realises what he has done and realises he has to die for he has gained knowlege beyond any other. He is Whoever is reading this post.

Bird shits in reporters mouth

Hey im goin like youtube crazy right now and this is a rather popular video that is really funny

And that was That was payback for stepping on T-Bird property, thats bird turf yo.